Thursday, December 31, 2009
Love and Hope for the New Year
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Joanne Lowe's Meditations
Friday, December 25, 2009
A Hymn for the Christmas Season (5)
Good men and true, sing out your praise,
To Christ the King your anthems raise;
Your gifts and worship you must bring
To praise the Lord, the heavenly King.
He is our Lord,, so make your choice
To praise him with your heart and voice;
And celebrate this Christmas Day,
For Jesus Christ has come to stay.
He is our Saviour and our Lord,
Just as was promised in the Word;
Confess Him now and you will see
God’s Kingdom for eternity.
Know Jesus Christ and see the Light,
And worship Him this very night;
Before the Ancient of all days,
Good men and true, sing out your praise!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Christmas Greetings
Christmas Eve Message 2009
I’m sure that we all appreciate a good love story, and from early childhood we are raised on ‘Happy endings’. At this time of the year there are pantomimes galore being performed around the country, and many of the basic stories that lie behind them are love stories. Take Cinderella, for example, which is a classic love story about poor put-upon Cinderella who falls in love with Prince Charming.
But there is one love story that is timeless and never-ending, and that’s the story of God’s love for people. Of course we know that God has always loved people from the very beginning, even though He has been angry with them from time to time. After all, do not all of us who are parents say at one time or another that we love our children always even though we might not like them sometimes.
Just over two thousand years ago something miraculous occurred, the like of which had never been seen before and has never happened since; God came down to earth to live amongst His people on that night when Jesus was born in the stable at Bethlehem. He didn’t come purely for a visit, but with a purpose, and that purpose was to put into operation His plan for the salvation of mankind.
The world was a sinful place then, just as it is now. The Bible tells us that not only does God hate sin altogether, but that He demands retribution for it by way of death for the sinner. Yet God also loves His people with such tremendous love. How could He exact the payment for sin ― the result of which would exile His people from Him for eternity ― yet still find a means to forgive them and reconcile them once more to Himself?
It was this conundrum that resulted in the birth of Jesus on that night so long ago. Born into the humblest of circumstances, He was born for a purpose, and that purpose would take thirty-three years to be fulfilled.
It’s not hard for anyone who is a parent to imagine the scene in that stable. In those days the houses were what we would now refer to as multi-purpose dwellings. The animals lived on the lower level whilst the family lived in rooms above. The stable would have been adjoining the family rooms. It’s most likely that Mary gave birth in one of the rooms in the living quarters but moved into the stable because of shortage of space afterwards, tenderly laying her new-born baby in the manger which had been filled with fresh straw. You can imagine them watching the tiny infant with a mixture of concern and intense love, just the same as any new parent would.
The greatest miracle of all about the event of Jesus’ birth is that it was the point where God and humanity met in a very real way. This was the moment when the Divine and the human arrived at life’s greatest intersection to become joined together forever. The birth of Jesus was much more than just the birth of a new baby, it was the physical demonstration of Gods love for His people, love that depended only on the person who loved, love that was selfless and freely given, even to those who would go on to deny it and refuse to accept it.
One of the greatest tragedies in this world is for someone to feel that they are unloved and unwanted. Because of the event that took place in the stable that night in Bethlehem, that night of miracles, this need never be the case. Karl Barth chose the hymn ’Jesus loves me’ to quote from. Perhaps I can illustrate my point with the title of another great favourite hymn, ‘What a friend we have in Jesus’.
The miracle of the birth of Christ in Bethlehem was followed by many other miracles as the child grew into a man, culminating with the greatest miracle of all when Jesus became the sacrificial Lamb of God and died on the cross at Calvary as the once-for-all payment for the sins of mankind. The price of sin that God demanded has been paid in full for everyone who chooses to claim Jesus Christ as their Redeemer and acknowledge Him Lord.
The hymn-writer tells us that ‘God is Love’, and the love story starts for us at Bethlehem in that stable, continues to the cross at Calvary, and on into an eternity spent with Christ our Redeemer. It’s a love story that embraces everything and assures us that nothing can ever separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus, our Lord and Redeemer.
I started by quoting the words of the hymn, ‘Jesus loves me’, and now I’ll conclude with a line from another well-known hymn by Samuel Medley (1738-1799):
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Rest easy --- At least our Ejucashun Sistem is great!
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These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)
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Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
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Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
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Q. How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
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Q. What causes the tides in the oceans.
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
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Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on.
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
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Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections.
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
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Q. What are steroids.
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
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Q. What happens to your body as you age.
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty.
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(So true)
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Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
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Q. What is artificial insemination.
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
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Q. How can you delay milk turning sour.
A. Keep it in the cow.
(Simple, but brilliant)
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Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen).
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
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Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
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Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
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Q. What is the most common form of birth control.
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
(That would work)
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Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'.
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
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Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
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Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
(Irrefutable)
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Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
umbrellas.
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Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its
meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
(Yes, that really was the answer given!)
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Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head.
Monday, December 21, 2009
A Little Gentle Christmas Humour
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'
Saturday, December 19, 2009
'January Jade' : New CD from Sheer Joy Music
Runcorn Local History: Tanning Industry
Local Runcorn author Chris Darlington has just released a local history CD about the Tanning Industry that used to be one of the major industries in the area. Retailing at £4.95, this is definitely a great stocking-filler for the local history buff. I had the pleasure of being invited to do the voice-over on this project, drawing the various threads of the interviews together. The CD is available from the Curiosity Bookshop in High Street Runcorn, or email to Chris Darlington at grimdarl@ntlworld.com to arrange payment & postal delivery.
A Little Bit of Leather . . .
A major part of Runcorn’s industrial history is represented by the Tanning Industry, and A Little Bit of Leather gives you an evocative glimpse into that era as you listen to interviews conducted with folk who played a part in forming the history. A ‘must-have’ for everyone interested in Runcorn’s local history.
Friday, December 18, 2009
An Advent Poem for Today
A Carolling!
A carolling! a carolling!
Hot toddy, snow and holly;
Mistletoe and mince pies,
A time for being jolly!
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A carolling! A carolling!
Sing of the Saviour’s birth;
Of angels and of shepherds,
Of peace on all the Earth.
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A carolling! A carolling!
The songs so full of joy.
Sing of the heavenly choir
That praised the infant boy.
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A carolling! A carolling!
Sing of the guiding star;
Of shepherds and of wise men
Of how they journeyed far.
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A carolling! A carolling!
Sing of that glorious day
When God came down to Earth
A baby in the hay.
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A carolling! A carolling!
A story of God’s love:
The Christ child in the manger,
Who came from up above.
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A carolling! A carolling!
From that crude manger bare,
His travelled to the cross,
He hung and suffered there.
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A carolling! A carolling!
His death ordained to be;
He bled upon that cross,
And died for you and me.
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A carolling! A carolling!
Our Saviour, brother, friend;
Destined soon to rule
That Kingdom without end.
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A carolling! A carolling!
Our song will never end,
Till everyone on Earth
Knows Jesus Christ as friend.
© 2005 Colin Gordon-Farleigh
Obama's Speech at Copenhagen Summit Meeting
'Unfortunately he completely contradicted himself - the US’ actions in terms of figures for action on mitigation and finance, even after yesterday's announcement, just don’t stack up or equal survival for poor people and the planet. There were no new pledges on targets and a complete failure to acknowledge the fact that the richest and most powerful nations must take responsibility for the climate crisis that they have caused.
'For the sake of the poorest and most vulnerable people living on the front line of climate change, we sincerely hope world leaders do not squander this opportunity by providing the most vulnerable with nothing more that great oratory and empty promises.’
A Hymn for the Christmas Season (4)
The Angels Sang 7777
See a manger filled with hay,Where the infant Christ-child lay;
There in oil-lamps flick’ring glow,
God was born on earth below.
And the angels sang, Alleluia!
And the church bells rang, Alleluia!
And all the stars shone bright,
That first Christmas night, Alleluia!
Hear the song the angels sang,
Hear the tune the bells all rang;
Peace on earth, goodwill to men,
Hear them singing it again.
And the angels sang, Alleluia!
And the church bells rang, Alleluia!
And all the stars shone bright,
That first Christmas night, Alleluia!
Glory shining all around,
People bow to heaven’s sound;
Voices sing in harmony,
Jesus came for you and me.
And the angels sang, Alleluia!
And the church bells rang, Alleluia!
And all the stars shone bright,
That first Christmas night, Alleluia!
© 2006 Colin Gordon-Farleigh
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Can Your Mattress Kill You?
Theoretically, a fully reacted polyurethane polymer should be chemically inert. But any chemist will tell you that even fully reacted polyurethane can produce dust inducing mechanical irritation to the eyes and lungs. And, as there are no industrial processes 100 % complete, you should expect the polyurethane to expel its chemical load. Only the resin blends can expel isocyanates, which were proven to be skin and respiratory sensitizers, causing asthma. This is just a short list of toxins found in an analyzed type of memory foam: TDI (Toluene Di-Isocyanate), Polyol (Poly Ether Gycol), Silicone Surfactant, Tertiary Amine, Stannous Octoate, Flame Retardant, Pigments/Dyes. TDI is an aromatic hydrocarbon (it is really smelly) causing asthma. Tertiary amines have strong odors and are allergenic. No need to comment on the dyes... You can read here how the "technology chemicals" can impact your health.
Polyurethane foam is not biodegradable, and it ends up in the landfill for a very long time.
The chemicals in new polyurethane foam outgas into the air. These toxic chemicals are called VOCs, or volatile organic compounds, and you can often smell them until they dissipate. Most of the VOCs from polyurethane foam dissipate in several weeks to several months, depending on many variables, such as the types and amounts of synthetic materials; amount of fresh-air exchange in the room; temperature and humidity; and breathability of bedding materials like comforters and bedspreads.
All mattresses made with synthetic foams, batting, or fabrics must be treated with flame-retarding chemicals so that they meet the federal open-flame flammability test. Whether a mattress is made with standard polyurethane foam, memory foam, recycled polyurethane foam, Dacron, or even a combination of soy-based and polyurethane foams, there's no getting around the problem of flame retardants. Although bioaccumulative PBDEs, the most toxic flame-retardant chemicals, have been voluntarily discontinued by U.S. mattress manufacturers, the alternatives are only somewhat less toxic, and not considered acceptable by the German field of Bau-Biologie. (The measurable Bau-Biologie standards for health are perhaps the most stringent in the world.)
Flame-retardant chemicals in mattresses that contain any amount of polyurethane foam are called organophosphate chemicals. Unlike VOCs, these chemicals do not become gases, are not easily detectable by smell, and levels may increase over time as the materials age. Even though the levels are chronically low, since your body and face are on the mattress for a third of your life (during your most sensitive regenerative time), it might be best to consider a chemical-free alternative.