- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't try to disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
- Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
- In the memo field of all your cheques, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
- Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
- Don t use any punctuation
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
- Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To Go.'
- Sing along at the Opera
- Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Bottom.'
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!
- Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.
- And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity --- share this with someone else to make them SMILE!
It's Called! Therapy!
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