No thanks, I've Already Got One!

10 Presents for the Man With Everything

1. A large hole, all ready for planting a tree in.
2. A coaster that warns you when your glass needs refilling.
3. A mirror that always makes you look GREAT!
4. A hangover cure that you take before the party.
5. A new lawn that needs cutting only once in 20 years.
6. An OPPORTUNITY.
7. An Exercise Machine that does it all for you --- without any effort.
8. Some great lingerie (To give to his wife or girlfriend)
9. Justice
10. A velvet bag to keep his ego safe.