Kids Say the Funniest Things!

UNANSWERED PRAYER

      The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
      "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
      "How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.

UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER

      During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?"
      Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!"

BEING THANKFUL

      A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable.  What does she say?"
      The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"