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Sunday, September 19, 2010

10 Presents for the Man With Everything

  1. A large hole, all ready for planting a tree in.
  2. A coaster that warns you when your glass needs refilling.
  3. A mirror that always makes you look GREAT!
  4. A hangover cure that you take before the party.
  5. A new lawn that needs cutting only once in 20 years.
  6. An OPPORTUNITY.
  7. An Exercise Machine that does it all for you --- without any effort.
  8. Some great lingerie (To give to his wife or girlfriend)
  9. Justice
  10. A velvet bag to keep his ego safe.

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