- A large hole, all ready for planting a tree in.
- A coaster that warns you when your glass needs refilling.
- A mirror that always makes you look GREAT!
- A hangover cure that you take before the party.
- A new lawn that needs cutting only once in 20 years.
- An OPPORTUNITY.
- An Exercise Machine that does it all for you --- without any effort.
- Some great lingerie (To give to his wife or girlfriend)
- Justice
- A velvet bag to keep his ego safe.
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