Just imagine . . .!

Just imagine if your keyboard lost the letter 'i' or 'I' and had to use an asterisk instead. You wouldn't even be able to write to complain about it, because your letter would have to be something like the following:

Dear S*r or Madam,
* have a problem w*th my keyboard. *t won't pr*nt out the letter *, and so *t *s *mposs*ble for me to wr*te any mean*ngful letters. * wonder whether you have any spare letter *'s that could be used to f*x the problem. *f you have, please send *t to me at the address you have on f*le for me.
Yours etc.

Just an idle thought . . .